herehestandsalone whispered:
Please don't provoke him; I can't go and hit him each time he hits you.

Well he can’t just keep hitting me either!

herehestandsalone:

iunctaiuvant:

herehestandsalone:

iunctaiuvant:

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I have the best boyfriend.

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[leeeaaans on]

[WHINING] Gentle now-

[leans away a bit]

Sorry.

Still a little sore. I already know i’ll be out for a little bit.

herehestandsalone:

[Now, that witch wasn’t so bad]

[Though he guesses why Amelia would have difficulty with it]

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[time to change out of this outfit then]

[SITS ON HIM]

[HUFFS]

herehestandsalone:

iunctaiuvant:

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I have the best boyfriend.

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[leeeaaans on]

[WHINING] Gentle now-

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I have the best boyfriend.

herehestandsalone:

iunctaiuvant

Well, yeah.

Erik kissed Emilie who did not want that at all, so I got pissed and kicked Erik in the dick. He then decided to hit me in the back of the head with the blunt side of the axe and then kicked the back of my knee, making me fall on my face. I was angry so I went and took Emilie on that witch hunt like she wanted and as I was trying to kill the witch some of it’s attacks where heading straight for Emilie and I went to take the blow for her. Which lead to me loosing a little too much blood and she took me to the hospital. So no, I didn’t get to kill the witch.

[RUBS HIS EYES A BIT]

You brought your cousin on a witch hunt….Amelia. 

Actually, I’ll sold you later about that; which issue do you want for me to take care of first: Erik or the witch?

Erik, because I hate that asshole.

herehestandsalone:

iunctaiuvant

Uhm. [motions to her face area] Erik.

[lifts her shirt up slightly to show the now stitched up booboo] That’s from a witch.

[blinks]

You were hurt twice in the same night? [He doesn’t visit her for oNE NIGHT—]

..[he runs a hand through his hair a little]

Alright. First things first, I may or may not have to punch Erik later. Next, did you at least destroy the witch?

Well, yeah.

Erik kissed Emilie who did not want that at all, so I got pissed and kicked Erik in the dick. He then decided to hit me in the back of the head with the blunt side of the axe and then kicked the back of my knee, making me fall on my face. I was angry so I went and took Emilie on that witch hunt like she wanted and as I was trying to kill the witch some of it’s attacks where heading straight for Emilie and I went to take the blow for her. Which lead to me loosing a little too much blood and she took me to the hospital. So no, I didn’t get to kill the witch.

herehestandsalone:

iunctaiuvant

That’s true though.

But what….really?

Who did it?

Uhm. [motions to her face area] Erik.

[lifts her shirt up slightly to show the now stitched up booboo] That’s from a witch.

herehestandsalone:

iunctaiuvant:  

Pfft, haaah, yeah. I’m fine. [places hands on her waist, sHIT OW THAT HURTS]
[don’t even mind the bruises on her face too that was erik]

….

Amelia, what happened? You look like you were thrown onto the sidewalk..

That’s true though.

herehestandsalone:

iunctaiuvant:  

[youre funny if you think she has her cellphone on her]

[pauses]

Honda????

[sWEATS]

[stands straight and let her badly attempt like shes not injurged]

[He figured]

I’ll ask why you’re so surprised to see me—…

[tosses his Starbucks into the trash]

Is everything alright? I saw you limping.

Pfft, haaah, yeah. I’m fine. [places hands on her waist, sHIT OW THAT HURTS]
[don’t even mind the bruises on her face too that was erik]